>> Saturday, December 27, 2008
"Factory rice" rides are always a conundrum. On the one hand, they're rife with unabashed cheesiness: grotesque rims, offensive exhaust notes, a prominent wing and assorted cladding. Yet they're too expensive for the teen tuners at which they seem targeted. So who's buying these augmented econoboxes? Guys like me: 28-year-olds torn between adolescent rebellion and conformist careerism. So, can Mitsubishi's entry in this semi-nihilist Nipponese niche, the Lancer Ralliart, fulfill the existentially-challenged man-child's need for wheels?