KIA Sportage EX 4WD Review

I have no desire to piss off the Koreans, Northern or Southern. For those of you involved in that region's automobile industry, who probably view anything other than a puff piece as an affront to your family's honor, let me say this: the Kia Sportage EX 4WD is a nice SUV. It's nice-- in the same sense that attractive women used to call me a "nice guy". In other words, the Sportage is about as sexy as mitosis. One look at the Sportage proves that you can't reverse engineer style. The exterior incorporates all of the standard SUV design cues: blistered wheels arches, bisected radiator grill, integrated roof rack, blacked-out window surrounds, letterbox exhausts, etc. Like every other occidental pastiche, the whole is less than the sum of its parts. The Sportage is too big here (back end), too small there (rear three-quarter glass), not enough aggression anywhere.

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Review: (2007) Jeep Compass Take Two

Walking up to the Jeep dealership, I nearly bumped into the Compass, idling in the gloom. Before I could assimilate its sheetmetal's unintentional humor, Mike emerged from the fishbowl. His leather coat and tie were almost as dour as his face. My hand disappeared in his meaty paw as he greeted me with two words: "Take it." My arched eyebrow worked its usual magic. "No really," Mike insisted. "It's got half a tank of gas. Take it for a long drive." I waited for "and never come back." No such luck. I mean, it would be lucky wouldn't it? A free vehicle? I'd never driven a Compass. How bad could it be?

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Jeep Liberty Review

Buyers of the first generation KJ Liberty fell into two camps: those who appreciated the trucklet for its off-road, severe weather and towing capabilities; and those who thought it was adorable. Let's face it: the oh-isn't-it-darling? brigade made the Liberty a star; they drew it to their collective bosom like a Hollywood starlet clutching the only real friend she ever had (a Chihuahua). The Liberty became one of America's hottest selling mini-SUVs. As fashion dictates, those days are gone. Upon the redesigned Liberty, dubbed the KK, Chrysler's cute ute comeback hopes reside. But this time its neither fish nor foul.

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Grand Cherokee Overland Diesel Review

Every morning at 4:00 am, I'm woken by an automotive alarm clock. It's the sound of my neighbor beginning his daily commute, firing-up his 6.7-liter Turbo Diesel Dodge Ram. The oil burner nestling in the pickup's snout embodies all the characteristics that American car buyers of a certain age associate with Rudolph Diesel's powerplant. It's loud, dirty and smelly. Its rattle makes the vehicle vibrate like a cheap motel bed. Is in any wonder Jeep's website doesn't go out of its way to advertise the diesel option in its Jeep Grand Cherokee Overland? Yes and no.

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Jeep Patriot Review

High gasoline prices, foreign wars in oil producing nations and fears of global warming have made fuel efficiency the new patriotism. Yet many Americans reject clown-sized economy cars and suppository shaped CUV's and minivans. They cling to the outdoorsy lifestyle and the go-anywhere freedom embodied by rough-and-tumble SUV's. In a second attempt to address these shifting values, Jeep has unveiled the Patriot. It's an SUV for gas conscious Americans! Actually, never mind all that. Please, oh please, just let it be better than the Compass.

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Jeep Wrangler Rubicon Review

We're sitting in Jeep's newest Wrangler pointed up a steep hill. Freak December rain has turned the ground into goopy glop. The transmission is in 4-Low, both axles are locked and the front sway-bar has been disconnected. A light tap of the gas slowly but oh-so-steadily begins to motivate our Trail Rated off-roader up the treacherous path. And then… we're at the top. Huh? Too easy. We circle back down, turn off the lockers, reattach the sway-bar and put the Jeep into two-wheel drive. A moment later we are once again atop the hill. I'm saying it right here: the Wrangler Rubicon is the most capable vehicle ever badged a Jeep.

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Jeep Wrangler Unlimited Review

No vehicle represents America's can-do spirit as authentically as the Jeep Wrangler. Born from the conflict that defined our Greatest Generation, the Jeep embodied our nation's core values: simplicity, honesty and never-say-die durability. That was then. Now, not one but two badge engineered CUV's are dragging the Jeep brand's hard-core off-road rep through the [ankle deep] mire. Which puts a lot of weight on the '07 Wrangler Unlimited's elongated shoulders. Does the new Wrangler have enough talent and gumption to make up for the sins of the sons?

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